"Speaking of boners, you are now Sollux Captor. You hold a firm bop it in one hand, while your other tends to your boners. Yes boners. Duality.
'Twist it.' The voice from the 90's toy commands. Sollux twists his dick and moans.
'Smack it.' A hiss escapes the mustard bloods mouth as he smacks it hard.
'Bop it.' Says said toy in a deep sualtry voice. Sollux puts his free hand over his heart, closses his eyes and smiles. His double dicks boping to the top. The result is very orgasmic.”
ATTENTION FLORIDA COSPLAYERS
This mans name is Robert Ashburn, A.K.A FigmentsMedia and he is a stalker and a psychopath photographer who has traumatized multiple cosplayers in the Miami, Orlando and Tampa areas over the past two and a half years.
In 2013 he made repetitive death threats against a good friend of mine who will remain nameless for safety reasons and even went so far as to attack her and her mother at her house, breaking one of their windows and computers and banging on her bedroom door, traumatizing my friend to the point where she has panic attacks if she even so much sees any car that resembles his in a convention parking lot.
He was originally a member of a cosplay group that she was in and became obsessed with her, causing so much drama that it makes her look like the stalker when I know for a fact she is not, considering she has a loving husband who I have personally met who was also threatened by Robert.
And she’s not the only one whose had to deal with him. There are tens of other girls who were also creeped on at conventions to the point where they had to call security to get him away and off the premises.
If you know my blog you know that I don’t normally make posts like this unless its something important, so please spread the word about this horrible creep. Once again his name is Robert Ashburn or FigmentsMedia and he is absolute scum. Please if you see him avoid him at all costs and let everyone else know what a horrible human being he is.
i know it’s illegal to talk about homestuck anymore but fuck the police i will talk about how this is literally exactly human gamzee and karkat until the day i die
i honestly feel 100% better after watching this
Coldplay hack #6: how to make fabric cut outs that don’t need hems
This is good for appliqué and other such fabric uses that you don’t want to unravel but you can’t finish the edge with a hem
Fusible webbing/ iron on interfacing
A stencil if desired
For Large Appliqué : take the fusible webbing and flip it to the BUMPY side!
This is the side that will attach to your fabric making it the “right side”
draw out the shape of the piece you desire(in exact dimensions) or cut out a swatch big enough that you can cut your desired piece out after ironing
To finish, set your iron to the highest setting your fabric can take, and carefully melt the interfacing glue to your fabric
Be patient, because if you do not get the edges good, it could unravel on you
Also choose a single side ( I prefer the center) and iron carefully so as not to create wrinkles or bubbles- there is nothing you can do if these occur
Small Appliqué Pieces:
You may follow the same procedure as before, but if you are making many pieces this way is faster
Cut out a swatch of webbing big enough that you could cut out all of your shapes, and carefully iron it to the back of desired fabric
Once attached, you can free hand cut your designs, or flip it over to the interfacing side and sketch your shapes for cutting *this must be a reverse image or words and such will come out backwards* so if you are using stencils, flip so that you write letters/numbers/whatever backwards
Cut out traced pieces from the interfaced fabric, and you’re done :3
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
Grey Delisle. Occupation: Voice Actress, Singer/Songwriter, Tumblr Queen. These characters are only a sample of her talented voice acting career.
oh my god! my whole childhood, its been her?!
grey delisle also known as the cartoon redhead
but oh my god i remember dante basco had her do some voice acting for vriska
oh my fuckign god
HOW DOES IT SYNC UP SO WELL WHAT
my headcanon equius voice is this generator
-will bad guy
type”i think…i need…a…towel”
FUCKING TYPE I NEED SOME MILK AND LISTEN IT IS FUCKIG HILAROUS IM CRYING
omFG TYPE “NEPET TA”
I typed “I am STRONG” and totally lost it
Do yourself a favor and-
"This is fOOlishness… upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited fOOlishnesses."
… Holy crap I never realized that they sounded so similar. And I lived on that song when I was 10, lmao.
Hastily colored expressions practice with my favorite nerd, the Psiioniic.
I’m a fan of the double ear headcanon because when he goes into full x-wing mode you know he’s good and flustered.
Why is he shirtless? We just don’t know.
In the championship bout of the TROLLERDERBY SEASON, we find your own ADORABLOODTHIRSTIES once again locked horns to no-horns with the darlings of the iconosphere, the EARTH ALPHA BETAS. Lead by captain TENTACLETHERAPIST, this tiny team packs a punch that can give even a group of skull-cracking troll girls a run for their boonbucks. Back fresh from her untimely death last season, we’ll see if APOCALYPSEARISEN will still be standing after the final jam, and if GUTSYGUMSHOE is up to the task of making the reigning champions “OBEY” her on the track. Don’t forget your Gusher’s extra juicy splatter poncho’s - it’s sure to be an injury-packed season final at the CROCKERCORP BATTLE ARENA!